Services

Goat Services

At Perfect Insanity Farm, we offer experience-based goat services designed to support owners with practical guidance and hands-on farm care. Our goal is to help you assess concerns, navigate management decisions, and determine appropriate next steps for your herd.

All services are provided by appointment and are rooted in real-world herd experience.

SERVICES OFFERED

Goat Consultations — $50

Educational, experience-based guidance for goat owners facing health, behavior, nutrition, or herd management concerns.
Not a veterinary service.

Labor & Kidding Assistance — Priced per case (severity & time dependent)

Experience-based support during active labor and kidding situations.
Not a veterinary service.

Newborn Kid Consultations — Priced per case (severity & time dependent)

Guidance for immediate post-birth concerns, feeding, and early care.
Not a veterinary service.

Disbudding — $30

Per kid. Kids between 2–14 days old for best results.

Banding — $45

Per buck. Must have current CD&T vaccination.
Not a veterinary service.

Hoof Trims — $20

Per goat.

Fecal Tests —

Parasite Identification - (Qualitative) - $35

Eggs Per Gram - EPG (Quantitative) - $45

Point-of-Care Pregnancy Testing — $35

On-farm, same day pregnancy testing.
Not a veterinary service.

Blood Draws — $5

For disease testing, pregnancy confirmation, or genetic testing.
Per sample. Lab testing and shipping fees are not included.
Client is responsible for selecting and paying laboratory directly.
Not a veterinary service.

Farm Calls — Starting at $65

Base travel and on-site service fee.

Notes & Policies

Services are provided by appointment only
Availability may vary seasonally
Extended time, after-hours services, or multiple animals may result in additional fees

Reminder: Perfect Insanity Farm does not replace professional veterinary care. Clients are responsible for maintaining an established relationship with a licensed livestock veterinarian. For medical concerns or emergencies, please contact your veterinarian immediately.

Scheduling

To ask questions or request an appointment, please contact us directly. We’re happy to help where we can and guide you toward appropriate next steps for your animals.

Schedule an Appointment

Rooster Rehome Program

We take Rooster 🐓 surrenders.

Did you get chicks advertised as "pullets" only to end up with someone crowing by surprise?
Is your neighbor annoyed with your early morning alarm clock?
Township doesn't allow roosters?

Dont worry. We got you! We take rooster surrenders with one bag of grain, or $20 donation, per rooster.

Our roosters free range on our 17 acres living the good life!

(Roosters may be adopted out in the future, if someone contacts the farm looking for a pet to add to their flock)

Email us to schedule a date and time to drop off your rooster

Schedule a Surrender